Stand Up... (or sit down?)...

Maybe I'm biased. Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut and not even review the latest effort by the Dave Matthews Band. Maybe hearing that they hired a producer that works with 50 Cent and Eminem made me sick to my stomach and causes me not to give the record a fair shake. Maybe my love of "Under the Table and Dreaming" and "Crash" have clouded my ability to give this latest "effort" a fair trial if you will. I can say all that but it doesn't change the fact that I was greatly disappointed by their latest release "Stand Up". Dave Matthews is now officially coasting. I saw some hint of this with their last release "Everyday", other than the title track, every song was utterly forgettable, ("Space Between", in my opinion, is the worst song they've ever recorded). This usually happens with great bands, that a "stinker" will come out every now and then. Add this record to that pile. I've listened to it multiple times, multiple ways, (standing on my head even) and the result is the same. Bored and disinterested. It starts out promising enough with Dreamgirl, a song that has a bit of a "Graceland" (Paul Simon) feel to it with the backing vocals, but the record takes a nosedive from there and never recovers. "Old Dirt Hill" has a corny feel with such deep lyrics as "Bring that beat back to me again", ughhh. "Stand Up" repeats the line, well, "stand up" so many times by the fiftieth time you're ready to "stand up" and turn the CD player off. "American Baby" is a forgettable hit that I don't care if I ever hear again. The whole thing feels so breezy that it's boring and I don't recommend this album to anyone outside of a diehard DMB fan and even they might be put to sleep by it. One more thing, in the music industries ever continuing plan to completely alienate every fan of music, they've attached a digital rights management license to the CD making them useless if you want to play them on an IPOD. Brilliant move. Now I don't completely blame Dave Matthews for this, I'm sure the record label is as much to blame but this is how Dave Matthews fans are rewarded? One of the most loyal (excluding me) groups of fans in any entertainment arena? Come to think of it, it's probably a blessing in disguise. The less people are able to share this the better.1
1 = Don't purchase in the $1.00 bin at your used record store. Avoid like a plague.
2 = Only if you're desperate for new music. You need it like a hole in the head.
3 = An okay buy, probably just download the tracks you want from I-Tunes.
4 = Buy new the next time you're out and about. A fully satisfying record.
5 = Masterpiece, run and buy today!




